une-machine-extraordinaire:

plow twist: tim burton stars in a johnny depp film.

And his love interest is Danny Elfman

Helena Bonham Carter does the score.

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h-styles:

fuckme-1direction:

nickiminiall:

h-styles:

theyre british what did you expect

of course theyre gonna be pussies

cant handle american women

this is why we won the war

oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.

how did your tea taste

after we threw it in the harbor 

bitch

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sh4ne:

did you know rappers have to go to nevada, oregon, michigan, or maine to get married to the game??? support civil rights

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timstar525:

dusknitemaren:

Note taken. I will not send my ferret off to the army.

queefjerkey:

no it’s ok you can talk over me when i’m trying to say something important

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couldve:

oh so you brought your beats headphones to school but didnt bring a pencil 

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